Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna…
Punjabi SMS
Khushi se dil
Gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de
Film
Pati: Raat mein ikk film dekhi. film vich ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
Nek da result
Najar: O tere rezult da ki banya?
Nek: Miss kendi hai iss class wich 1 sal hor lagey ga.
Najar: Sal bhavain 2, 3 lag jawan per fail na hovein mera puter
Najar di fight
Najar :kal menu 9 aadmian ne kutia.
Nek: fer tu kuj nai kita?
Najar: mai keha himmat hai tan kallay kallay aao.
Nek: fer.?
Najar: fer sarian ne wari wari kutia.
Baba
1 aurat 1 bazurg ke paon choo kar boli : BaBa g, koi changi mat deo,
Baba: BiBi tung galay paya kar, khula gala vekh k tay babay di apni mat maari jandi Ay