Red ROSE pyar k liye Yellow ROSE Friendship k liye White ROSE Shanti k liye AUR Aapke liye? ? ? ? ? ? ? NIMA ROSE roj nhane k liye.
Funny SMS
chand jesi biwi
Baap bete se “tumhe kesi biwi chahiye” ? Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye Aur subha chalijaye
heer
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de
Film
Pati: Raat mein ikk film dekhi. film vich ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
Dushashan kaun tha
Teacher; mahabharat me Dushashan kaun tha?
1student; chutiya….
Teacher; kyon?
Student; wo bahut der tak dropadi ki saari khichata rahaa…. Use upar bhi to kar sakta tha