Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
SMS
Santabanta
Santa preeto
Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.
Santa with doctor
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
ROSE
Red ROSE pyar k liye Yellow ROSE Friendship k liye White ROSE Shanti k liye AUR Aapke liye? ? ? ? ? ? ? NIMA ROSE roj nhane k liye.
Bichdan da dukh
Tere bichdan da dukh asi seh nahi sakde, bhri mehfil vich kuj keh nahi sakde, sade digde hanju chak ke dekh oo vi kehnde ne asi tere din reh nahi sakde.
Sarfroshi ki tamana
Sarfroshi ki tamana ab hamare dil mein hai,
Dekhna hai jor kitna baju-e katil mein hai!
Inqlab – Zindabad