Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Mobile Stuff
Santabanta
Santa preeto
Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.
Santa with doctor
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
China Mobile Secret Codes
Default user code : 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
Engineer mode : *#110*01#
Factory mode : *#987#
Enable COM port : *#110*01# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS Config -> UART1/115200
Restore factory settings : *#987*99#
LCD contrast : *#369#
Software version : *#800#
Software version : *#900#
Set default language : *#0000# Send
Set English language : *#0044# Send
Set English language (new firmware) : *#001# Send
Default user code : 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
*#2220# send —-> reset to default
*#2634# send —-> unlock gprs settings
*#1110# send —-> special net unlock
*#8140# send —-> net lock
#4960*code# send —-> unlock
#4960*code*code # send —-> unlock
*#4960# send —-> info
*#3210# send —-> sp lock
*#2820# send —-> version
*73738# send —-> hardware reset
ROSE
Red ROSE pyar k liye Yellow ROSE Friendship k liye White ROSE Shanti k liye AUR Aapke liye? ? ? ? ? ? ? NIMA ROSE roj nhane k liye.
Bichdan da dukh
Tere bichdan da dukh asi seh nahi sakde, bhri mehfil vich kuj keh nahi sakde, sade digde hanju chak ke dekh oo vi kehnde ne asi tere din reh nahi sakde.